Pardon Me.

fuckyeahmerecristina:

Cristina: His mother rivals my mother and that’s saying something. Both of them, dark and evil.

Meredith: I’m missing dirty stripper Cristina. She was fun and less angry.

Cristina: Next time she even looks at me sideways, I’m telling her what I think. She wants to call me a racist. Yeah, okay? I’ll call her a sexist. Change my career after I’m married. What is this, 1953? If she comes at me, I’m going there.

Meredith: I think you should. I think we should all just go there. You know, tell the truth, spit it out, go with your gut, follow your instincts.

Cristina: I miss philandering whore Meredith. She was trashy, and much less idyllic.

fuckyeahmerecristina:

fuckyeahgreysmcnatomy:

borrowedheavenx:

4x13 Piece of My Heart

Cristina: I would like us to talk today. I would like us to talk because I care and I want to know thing, and I have 15 minutes to hear about your feelings. So Alex? Alex, you look thoughtful. I’m very interested to hear… I mean, what are your thoughts? [Alex slurps his drink] Izzie. Your thoughts? Your feelings?

Izzie: Honestly?

Cristina: Uh-huh.

Izzie: I’m a little worried about my friend Alex here. Because his Jane Doe girlfriend keeps showing up like something out of Fatal Attraction.

Alex: Her name is Rebecca Pope and she’s not my girlfriend.

Izzie: Really? You guys haven’t had sex at all? Recently?

Alex: She’s married okay? She has a husband.

Cristina: Oh, does it hurt that she’s married? I mean, does that hurt your heart?

Meredith: What’s the matter with you?

Cristina: I’m trying to talk ‘girl’?

Izzie: Well, you coded. Right? What? It’s the new slang. Everybody’s saying it.

George: The way you just said that? That was you coding.

Izzie: Whatever. Unlike Meredith with her trials and Petri dishes, and Cristina who has to practice talking like human being. I actually care about patient care!

Cristina: I need the sparke pager.

Alex: She’s not giving you the sparkle pager.

Cristina: Well you know what? I can’t talk ‘girl’ and I shouldn’t have to talk ‘girl’ because I diagnose the patient. I need the pager.

Meredith: You can’t have it. Stop. Stop it.

Cristina: Give it. Give it to me.

Callie: Umm anyone uh…… Anyone ever think you two were a couple?

Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.

Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.

Callie: Huh.

Cristina: You know, make Hahn let me scrub in or I’m making you move out.

Callie: What? You…

Cristina: Desperate times.

allthefadingdays:

freakyx:

6x01/6x02 Good Mourning/Goodbye

I loved the mirroring of these scenes <3

Mark and little Grey better be all sweet and happy together this season or so help me! 

fuckyeahmerecristina:

fuckyeahmeredithgrey:

(via imsuffocating)

Their faces and his hair. Hahahahaha.

fuckyeahmerecristina:

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

(After Finn asked her about the last guy she had sex with)
Izzie: What did you say to him?
Meredith: Nothing, I fled the scene.
Izzie: You didn’t tell him about George or Derek?
Meredith: Nope.
Izzie: Hmm. You like him.
Meredith: I could like him.
Izzie: Is the sex any good?
Meredith: I don’t know.
Izzie: Four dates and two sleepovers at his place and no sex?
Meredith: Not even a kiss good night.
Izzie (hick voice): Oh I am proud. I am like a proud mama.
Meredith: Shut up. (Izzie laughs)

Grey’s Anatomy; 2.24 - “Damage Case”

(via carbons)

fuckyeahmerecristina:

comfypants:

DEREK: I need you to have sex with Cristina Yang.
MARK: Good morning.
DEREK: Distract her. Engage her. Give her something to do after midnight besides call my girlfriend and wake me up.
MARK: Yang?
DEREK: Mhmm.
MARK: No. No, too serious. Humorless. Unfun. Not my type.
DEREK: Yang should be your type. She’s intense, intelligent, complicated. She’s like a single malt scotch, and you’re use to beer bongs.
MARK: Callie Torres is no beer bong. 
DEREK: Oh, you know, wait a minute. I get it. You don’t think you have a shot. You’re probably right. 
MARK: Oh, I have a shot.
DEREK: Try. As a favor to me.
MARK: No. I’m not your stud horse. You can’t just tell me—
DEREK: You slept with my wife.
MARK: Yeah, I’ll give it a shot.

Grey’s Anatomy, 5x07 Rise Up

As funny as this conversation is, I appreciated it more because of how it caused Christian and Owen to become closer.